Who Needs a Spider Car When You've Got WildClaw?

I'm very happy to live in a world where someone thought this was a good idea.



Even my entomophobic streak can appreciate it. But it's not as cool as our upcoming benefit.

Speaking of, have you gotten your tix for Dance of the Demented yet? We won't have a spider car. We'll have so much more than that. Artists. Burlesque. Special Guests. Exorcisms-while-you-wait. We guarantee a deliciously macabre good time.

And it all benefits LEGION. Turns my grey heart red.