Friday, May 28, 2010

The Amityville Horror House is ON THE MARKET

Yeah, that's right. It's for sale. THAT house. You know the one...

We're talkin' the real house. Not the filming locations. The real deal, folks. Now who wouldn't want to live in a house with bleeding walls? And those windows that look like eyes? I imagine that the Amityville Horror House, even in this economic climate, will not be on the market long.

I mean...you'd have to live on Long Island. So there's that. And you'd have to get used to the flies. But really it's quite a beautiful house. I mean...they thought so:

Right?

(Tip of the hat to Don Hall)

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