A little lazy of Mr. Morlock, just posting a link to someone else's review, but it's a fine one. Mr. Morlock regularly reads Salon and finds Andrew O'Hehir to be a rather enjoyable writer. "I am your friend, horror fans! I know what you need, and this is it." May or may not agree with you, pal (although I am quite digging the [REC] series), but if you're that enthusiastic, I'll happily give you consideration.
And Salon tends to gather fan-boy comments from the more literate and grown-up side of the table.